mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...