How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
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Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Handy guide to modern science
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Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!