The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...