Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Restroom wall graffiti!
You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...