Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...