Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...