Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...