What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...