Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...