What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Purchasing furniture
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Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...