Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...