Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...