Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...