Penis holding
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Pest-by-Modem
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It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Computer Acronyms
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Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
The Boston taxi driver
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Fruit joke!
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