Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...