A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
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A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
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Tons of Q & A for Kids!
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I think I’ll try a nicer approach
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
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Cheap widow
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Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
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