Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...