The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...