The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...