A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...