Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...