Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
An Internet Christmas
|T’was the Internet Night Before Christmas’Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the...