Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...