Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Banned Children’s Books
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Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...