Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!