Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
The Blonde Deputy
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...