On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
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Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
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Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...