Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...