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A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...