Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...