The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....