Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...