Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...