What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...