If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...