When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...