When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...