What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...