Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...