What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...