The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...