12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...