Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...