Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...