5 flies in the kitchen
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...