Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...