A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...