Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...