How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...