Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...