Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?